Kitty Cat - By Ella Jean

Ella was inspired by my efforts to write a book, so dictated a story for me to put up on the internet - this is all in her words except for what is in parentheses:

Onced upon a time there was a kitty named Fluffy. She liked to dance. She liked to jump and play with blocks, kitty blocks and puppy blocks and she likeded fwabric, like pink fwabric and spotted fwabric. Kitty Cat, Kitty Cat where are you? She went to my pink home to make cookies. First she had to get the cookie mixer and it was real real heavy, but not too heavy. And she needed the 'gredients. Like chocolate. Then she spilled and used the pink bacuum to clean up. Then she ate all the cookies all gone. I am not done yet.

(here she ran off for a minute, then came back)

I got to think still and then I will come back and tell you the rest of it.

(a few minutes later)

Onced upon a time there was another kitty named Magazine. (singing now) Kitty Cat Kitty Cat Magazine. She was cute and she liked to dance. She was cute and she liked to dance, she didn't dance but she liked to dance.

(Now talking again)

Onced upon a time there was another another kitty named The End. She don't knowed. She didn't know how the magazine worked, because it was for the magazine kitty. Kitty, those aren't your magazines. Don't be naughty

The End.