I went to McDonalds this morning to celebrate my surprise day off. I got some breakfast and a large delicious Diet Coke. The drive thru lady seemed concerned and gave me a lengthy lecture about the dangers of Diet Coke. She said it is full of chemicals, very addictive and causes cirrhosis of the liver. This may all be true. But I am disinclined to take health advice from someone who works at McDonalds. Particularly one who had as many missing teeth as she did.
Also, not a word about the egg mcmuffin.
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